Pacify your thirst, open bottles with a metal baby’s dummy. Mommy’s not there to jam a bottle in your mouth every time you feel like throwing a tantrum in the supermarket, and it’s no longer acceptable to start screaming when you don’t get your own way. Luckily there is a grown-up equivalent to the calming effects of warm milk… Cold beer! Drink responsibly, you are a grown-up now. Made from a solid piece of polished chromed metal.